6.30.2005

Fine Dining on the Isle of Formosa

TAIPEI (Reuters) - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.

The Martun, or toilet in Chinese, restaurant in the southern port city of Kaohsiung boasts lengthy queues on weekends as diners wait for a toilet seat in its brightly colored tile interior.

Food arrives in bowls shaped like Western-style toilets or Asian-style "squat pots."


Here's the entire article.

6.14.2005

Talking Out of Turn

A former Bush team member during his first administration is now voicing serious doubts about the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9-11. Former chief economist for the Department of Labor during President George W. Bush's first term Morgan Reynolds comments that the official story about the collapse of the WTC is "bogus" and that it is more likely that a controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers and adjacent Building No. 7.

Yes, it was a controlled demolition and all the Jews in both towers were absent from work that day but ironically it wasn't because of an impending attack. It's a little known fact that September 11th is the Jewish High Holy Day of Tail Grooming and Christian Bloodletting.

I miss the good ole days when this kind of tinfoil-hat nonsense was confined to the backwaters of the bulletin board scene and the Art Bell show.

6.09.2005

Google Stock Watch

Google ended today at $286.31 a share and is now worth just under $80 Billion. I wouldn't presume to call myself anything more than an amateur (if even that) when it comes to the stock market but I'd be surprised if the stock goes much higher than this before dropping some of it's value. If I owned Google stock, I'd have abandoned ship long ago.

5.31.2005

Submitted For Your Approval...

A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and the vendor asks him "What can I do for you?"

The Buddhist Monk replies, "Make me one with everything."

(director's cut including additional punchline can be found in the commentary)

5.27.2005

When Knives are outlawed...

CNN says that certain Doctors in Britain are calling for the banning of kitchen knives. Long, pointed kitchen knives present too great a danger for impulsive stab-fests, say the Doctors. They could easily be replaced with much shorter pointy knives. Critics of Knife-Banning point out that they're pretty sure there are laws on the books intended to mcriminalize off-the-cuff as well as premeditated stabbing.

Do we really want 12 or 16 years of Clintons?

This poll says yes.

This humble and uninformed observer says no. This humble brauwghher (prononouced in wookie fashion as BRAAWRRGRR!) would find more solace in a third Bush term or even a revoking of Posse Comitatus. Do we really want the Presidency passed back and forth between dynasties like a relay baton?

If Hillary! wins, rest assured we'll see a Jeb Bush presidency shortly thereafter followed by the President/Vice President & Wife/Husband Chelsea & Obama. The south will rise again by declaring independence from the hated north and I will make a fortune smuggling Coca-Cola up the Mississippi River.

5.26.2005

'Screamin' Mad' Howard Dean

Opinion Journal's James Taranto quotes an MSNBC interview of Howard Dean concerning his mockery of Rush Limbaugh's pain medication addicion.

"The problem is it is galling to Democrats, 48 percent of us who did not support the president, it is galling to be lectured to about moral values by folks who have their own problems. Hypocrisy is a value that I think has been embraced by the Republican Party. We get lectured by people all day long about moral values by people who have their own moral shortcomings. I don't think we ought to give a whole lot of lectures to people--I think the Bible says something to the effect that be careful when you talk about the shortcomings of somebody else when you haven't removed the mote from your own eye. And I don't think we ought to be lectured to by Republicans who have got all these problems themselves. . . . We ought not to lecture each other about our ethical shortcomings."

I have no issue with calling Rush out on his doctor-shopping, pill-popping, former nicotine stained fingers used to sit on bran muffins ways. What I do take issue with is the idea that people like Rush Limbaugh should be held up as the Gold Standard of Republican thought. Rush is like those fish that attach themselves to passing sharks. He's a hanger-on, he's an entertainer. There's very little difference between talkshow hosts like Limbaugh and the latest bimbo to host A Current Affair in terms of journalistic integrity. Dean's comments are below what I expect from the Chairman of a major political party. That kind of insult should be farmed out to the left's various talking heads. The politicians themselves should be held to a higher standard of discourse.

That being said, Howard Dean is a crazy fuck who, for pure entertainment value, should run for President in 2008.

Possibly with George 'The Animal' Steele as his VP.

Paging Dr. Doom, You're needed in the GS Ward.

In response to the Honorable Dr. Doom on his question about writing vs reading brauwhhgss, I actually read fewer brauwhhgs then I have in the past as they mostly do what we're doing here.

5.25.2005

5.24.2005

Woo!

The betel-enhanced master of disaster, Formosan Monkey, is stylin' and profilin'! WOO!

Man vs Machine

UK Chess Grandmaster Michael Adams will take on Hydra in a six game Chess showdown this June. Hydra is faster at planning ahead than IBM's Deep Blue which trounced Gary Kasparov into retirement.

Adams will probably lose the match but humanity still has the upperhand when it comes to Go.

5.23.2005

Google worth $71 Billion?

Google's stock gained $13.84 a share today bringing their stock price to $255.45 and their Market Cap to $71 Billion. Their Price to Earnings ratio is an astoundingly high 102.67.

Come on guys, this is getting a little out of hand. Sure, Google has a lot of clout right now and they're bound to expand into other internet-related markets but this is just baffling. Why anybody would buy Google stock after watching countless internet firms in the late 90s careen down the stock ticker like lemmings off a cliff is beyond me.

5.22.2005

RoTS and Hidden Messages

Punditguy makes the case that Episode 3 contains awarning to the catholic church.

I think the real hidden message of Episode 3 is that Lucas can't write his way out of a wet paper sack and that he's clearly more interested in digital effects and backdrops than he is in directing actors.

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