When Knives are outlawed...

CNN says that certain Doctors in Britain are calling for the banning of kitchen knives. Long, pointed kitchen knives present too great a danger for impulsive stab-fests, say the Doctors. They could easily be replaced with much shorter pointy knives. Critics of Knife-Banning point out that they're pretty sure there are laws on the books intended to mcriminalize off-the-cuff as well as premeditated stabbing.